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| A farmer was helping one of his cows give birth when he noticedhis 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking inthe whole event. The man thought, "Great... he's 4 and I'm gonna have to startexplaining the birds and bees. No need to jump the gun, I'lljust let him ask and I'll answer." After everything was over, the man walked over to his son andsaid: "Well, son, do you have any questions?" "Just one," gasped the still wide-eyed lad:"How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?" |